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shubbabang:

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I don’t let myself play staring contests anymore

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR A THOUSAND YEARS

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celestial-sexhair:

mymomcantfindthisblog:

caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just got a package from my sister and its a crossbow that shoots bolts which is cool but I put it together anD IT FIRES THEM AT ABOUT 800 FPS I COULD HAVE KILLED MY ROOMMATE I ALMOST SHOT IT AT HIM BUT I HIT A METAL CHAIR THAT THE BOLT WENT THROUGH

I took the metal tip off so its just a plastic bolt 

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aND ITS STILL PRETTY DEADLY

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Where did your sister acquire this.

why do I feel like this is illegal in the us

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cherrigal:

The Heroes of Olympus ∆ 23 days

"She’d also called me brave…unless she was talking to the catfish."

The Lightning thief by Rick Riordan (via quotemybooks)

"Percy yelled, “What’s going— Gaaaaaaah! Shrimpzilla!”"

Percy Jackson (via kritees)

herondales-shadowhunter:

This is so true! :P xD :’)

herondales-shadowhunter:

This is so true! :P xD :’)

Octavian: Get me out of here! I’ll kill you!
Percy: Tempting.